toddlers are essentially just drunk college kids
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Aliens like to party too
oh my god. this is the greatest post ever.
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What is this I don’t even
it’s me and my peeps gettin fit
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hhh8:
TUMBLR GIVEAWAY
I will be moving off to college soon and my mother won’t be much use to me anymore, so I decided to do the selfless thing and let somebody else have her.
The picture above is of my mother. Her name is Nellie (which could be changed if you prefer). She has twenty-three years of mothering experience. She can cook, clean, knit, wash dishes, wash laundry, and perform a variety of tricks.
On June 4, I will randomly select one of the people who have reblogged this post to be the winner.
I JUST WANNA BE POPULAR LIKE THE OTHER GIRLS ON TUMBLR
I ONLY POSTED THIS LIKE 30 MINUTES AGO BUT I’M GONNA REBLOG IT AGAIN! FUCK THE SYSTEM! GIVE ME MORE NOTE NOW
IT’S BEEN LIKE AN HOUR SINCE I POSTED THIS, SO I’M REBLOGGING IT AGAIN. GIVE ME NOTES NOW OR I’LL CRY
THIS IS STILL GOING AROUND? OMG LUV ME GUYS <333
LOVE ME GUYS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE ME
OMG GUYS THE NOTES <3
OMG SOMEONE JUST REBLOGGED THIS SO I’LL REBLOG IT TOO OMG LOL
WHY DOES THIS HAVE NOTES? I LOOK SO FAT AND UGLY HERE? :’( I WANT TO CRY BECAUSE OF MY UGLINESS
FOR THE ANON <3
THIS IS FOR MY BEAUTIFUL FRIEND JULZ <3 SHE GIVES ME HOPE AND I LOOK SEXY HERE
JUST BRINGING THIS BACK <3 :) X
HEY I’M ON MY DASH AGAIN
I’M FEELING SEXY AND FREEEEE <3333 XOXOXO :)
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can you use the term, “i shit you not” in an english essay or is that unprofessional?
nonononono, never use “I” statements in formal essays.
One shits you not
Also acceptable: This author shits you not
It’s best to avoid the “general you.”
“One would not be considered shitted,” is probably the best way I could think to word it formally.
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Never scroll past a twerking soldier. Thank you for serving our country with your brave booty.
Officer Booty reporting for duty.
Operation Shake Dat Ass has commenced.
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